We're Hiring!

Now Hiring: “Bobarista” — Mug Mafia Crew

Is your latte art lethal?
Can you shake a boba shaker harder than an FBI polygraph?
Do you believe straws belong in holsters and brown sugar belongs everywhere?

If so, Mug Mafia wants you on the inside. We’re an urban bubble-tea hideout peddling fruity alibis and creamy conspiracies—one cup at a time. We need a bubbly outlaw who can sling tapioca pearls with the accuracy of a caporegime’s signature and charm our customers faster than you can say “fuhgeddabou-tea.”

• Mix & Fix Shake, stir, and layer drinks like a secret formula you’d never testify about.
• Pearl Enforcement Keep tapioca perfectly chewy—no mush, no fugitives.
• Front-Of-House Finesse Welcome guests with the warmth of grandma’s marinara —but the swagger of a mob movie freeze-frame.
• Clean-Up Crew Leave the gun, take the sanitizer. We run a tight ship.

• Prior barista or café experience (a plus, but raw talent and hustle trump résumés).
• Speedy hands, steady nerves, and a friendly “don’t-mess-with-my-foam” attitude.
• Ability to memorize recipes faster than you forget your ex.
• Stamina to stand, shake, and smile through rush hour without going full “caffeinated capo.”
• Respect for health codes—because we do crimes of flavor, not violations.

• Family Meal Free shift drink + employee discount (we won’t make you kiss the ring).
• Flexible Heists Part-time & full-time schedules—morning stakeouts or late-night mixology.
• Paid Training We’ll turn you from rookie to pearl-packing pro.
• Tip-Jar Kickbacks 100 % yours—no skim, no fuzz.
• Plenty of Dad Jokes From “Mugshots” to “Undercover Sips,” we keep it pun-derful.

1. Send your résumé (or TikTok drink-making flex) to contact@themugmafia.com with the subject line “I’m Your Bobarista.”
2. In the email, confess your favorite drink and the worst beverage sin you’ve witnessed (e.g., microwaving day-old coffee).
3. Bonus points if you attach a meme that pairs boba with gangster cinema.

Mug Mafia is an equal-opportunity syndicate. We celebrate diversity, individuality, and anyone who can properly pronounce “taro.”

Capisce? Come join the crew—because at Mug Mafia, we don’t just serve drinks; we orchestrate flavor heists.